On this day in
622, the Prophet
Mohammed (PBUH) begins his Hijra - i.e. "schlep" - from Mecca to Medina, thus marking the beginning of the Islamic calendar.
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On this day in
1054, three Roman legates break relations between Western and Eastern Christian Churches through the act of placing an invalidly-issued Papal bull of Excommunication on the altar of Hagia Sophia during Saturday afternoon divine liturgy. Historians frequently describe the event as the start of the East–West Schism, splitting the
Roman Catholic Church and the
Eastern Orthodox Christian churches.
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On this day in
1661, the first banknotes in Europe are issued by the Swedish bank
Stockholms Banco, thus beginning the era of "paper money" that is working out so well for us all. I am referring, of course, to the recent
revelation that putting 250 dollars into a
Chase "savings account" will net you 12 cents a year in accumulated interest while costing you 4 dollars a month in assorted bank fees.
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On this day in
1790, the District of Columbia is established as the capital of the United States after signature of the Residence Act. After Vatican City and the City of London, it features one of the most
conspiracy-spawning civil engineering layouts of any big city in the world.
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On this day in 1935, the world's first parking meter is installed in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.
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On this day in
1945, the Atomic Age begins when the United States successfully detonates a plutonium-based test nuclear weapon near Alamogordo, New Mexico. The test site was named
Trinity, after one of
John Donne's Holy Sonnets, and Manhattan Project chief
Robert Oppenheimer recalled a passage from the Hindu holy book, the Bhagavad-Gita: "Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." Heavy shit, and not without cause.
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On this day in 1948, the storming of the cockpit of the Miss Macao passenger seaplane, operated by a subsidiary of the Cathay Pacific Airways, marks the first aircraft hijacking of a commercial plane in history.
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On this day in the year
1951, a former member of the
CIA’s psychiatry division unleashes on an unwitting public one of the greatest hypnotic trigger mechanisms ever created. That man is
J.D. Salinger. The mechanism is his novel,
The Catcher in the Rye, which was a
favorite of at least three crazed "lone" gunmen:
Sirhan Sirhan (who was involved in the assassination of
RFK),
Mark David Chapman (who assassinated
John Lennon) and
John Hinkley Jr (who tried to kill President
Ronald Reagan on behalf of the
Bush Crime Family)..
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On this day in 1969, the Apollo 11 rocket is launched at the moon. Sitting atop this rocket is the Lunar Module. On board are three men: Buzz Aldrin, Neil Armstrong and Michael Collins. Armstrong and Aldrin will be the first human beings (that we know of) to walk on the lunar surface. Unfortunately for Collins, Commander Neil caught him trying to steal one of Buzz's Tang packets, and as punishment, was not allowed to leave the module. Collins is bitter to this very day, and vows that when he dies, his ghost will haunt the moon forever. Just kidding.
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On this day in
1979, Iraqi President
Ahmed Hassan al-Bakr resigns and is replaced by Uncle Sam's Man in Baghdad...
Saddam Hussein.
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On this day in
1994, fragments of the
Shoemaker-Levy 9 comet smash spectacularly into Jupiter, poking huge holes in the giant planet's gassy atmosphere.
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On this day in
1999, there was absolutely nothing worth being suspicious about in relation to the small airplane crash that took the lives of pilot
John Kennedy Jr, his wife
Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy and sister-in-law
Lauren Bessette. Nope...
nothing at all worth being suspicious about.
