TILA TEQUILA TAKES ON THE ILLUMINATI SINGLE-HANDED!

I'm having a hard time deciding whether former "reality TV star" Tila "Tequila" Nguyen has lost her tiny mind, is blitzed out on a cocktail of pharmaceuticals, or is just plain lying her pathetic little ass off in this "Illuminati" themed Youtube video diary. "Oh my God you guys! The Illuminati just, like, totally tried to run me over!"