Friday, October 3, 2025

PARACULTURAL CALENDAR FOR OCTOBER 3


On this day in 52 BC, Vercingetorix, leader of the Gauls, surrenders to the Romans under Julius Caesar, ending the siege and Battle of Alesia.

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On this day in 1849, American author Edgar Allan Poe is found delirious in a gutter in Baltimore, Maryland under mysterious circumstances; it is the last time he is seen in public before his death.

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On this day in 1942, the first successful launch of a V-2/A4 rocket from Test Stand VII at Peenemünde, Germany. It is the first man-made object to reach space.

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On this day in 1949, the 1st black-owned radio station in the United States, opens in Atlanta, Georgia. Its call letters? WERD.

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On this day in 1951, the "Shot Heard 'Round the World", one of the greatest moments in Major League Baseball history, occurs when the New York Giants' Bobby Thomson hits a game winning home run in the bottom of the ninth inning off of the Brooklyn Dodgers pitcher Ralph Branca, to win the National League pennant after being down 14 games.

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On this day in 1952, the United Kingdom successfully tests a nuclear weapon to become the world's third nuclear power. Meanwhile, on TV, The Mickey Mouse Club debuts on ABC.

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On this day in 1964, the first ever Buffalo Wings are made at the Anchor Bar in Buffalo, New York.

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On this day in 1981, the hunger strike by Provisional Irish Republican Army and Irish National Liberation Army prisoners at the Maze Prison in Northern Ireland ends after seven months and ten deaths.

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On this day in 1990, the German Democratic Republic ceases to exist and its territory becomes part of the Federal Republic of Germany. East German citizens became part of the European Community, which later became the European Union. Now celebrated as German Unity Day.

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On this day in 1993, In an attempt to capture officials of warlord Mohamed Farrah Aidid's organisation in Mogadishu, Somalia, 18 US soldiers and about 1,000 Somalis are killed in heavy fighting.

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On this day in the year 1995, America narrowly avoids plunging into an all-out race war when twelve brilliant minds - each well aware of the societal stakes - decide to acquit professional celebrity Orenthal James Simpson of all charges stemming from the outright butchery of his estranged wife Nicole Brown Simpson, and her "friend"Ronald Goldman. This, despite the fact that, clearly, he did it. The trial wasted an amazing 252 days of all our lives, and was a ratings smash, spawning such sequels as Bill and Monica, Death of a Princess, and Where's Chandra? Over the last few years, however, the still-popular genre of "reality" reality has been taken over by altogether more disturbing fare.

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On this day in 2003, Roy Horn of Siegfried & Roy is attacked by one of the show's tigers, canceling the show until 2009, when they rejoined the tiger that mauled Roy just six years earlier.

Thursday, October 2, 2025

PARACULTURAL CALENDAR FOR OCTOBER 2


On this day in 1187, the Siege of Jerusalem ends when Saladin captures Jerusalem after 88 years of Crusader rule.

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On this day in 1535, French explorer Jacques Cartier discovers the area where Montreal, Quebec is located.

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On this day in 1922, the very first facsimile photo ("fax") is sent over public telephone lines. No record of the image exists, but yer old pal Jerky is fairly certain it was a crudely drawn set of shrunken male genitals with a caption underneath reading: "If good things come in small packages, then yours must be worth a fortune!" Either that, or it was a fucking chain letter.

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On this day in 1928, the "Prelature of the Holy Cross and the Work of God", commonly known as Opus Dei, is founded by Saint Josemaría Escrivá.

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On this day in 1937, Dominican Republic strongman Rafael Trujillo orders the execution of the Haitian population living within the borderlands; approximately 20,000 are killed over the next five days.

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On this day in 1944, Nazi troops put a bloody end to the Warsaw Uprising.

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On this day in 1950, Peanuts by Charles M. Schulz is first published

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On this day in the year 1959, America enters another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. It's a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination, when Rod Serling's Twilight Zone - quite possibly the coolest fucking show ever to grace the airwaves -premieres on CBS.

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On this day in 1967, Thurgood Marshall is sworn in as the first African-American justice of United States Supreme Court.

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On this day in 2002, the Beltway sniper attacks begin, extending over three weeks.

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On this day in 2006, five school girls are murdered by Charles Carl Roberts in a shooting at an Amish school in Nickel Mines, Pennsylvania before Roberts commits suicide.

Wednesday, October 1, 2025

PARACULTURAL CALENDAR FOR OCTOBER 1

On this day in 1189, Gerard de Ridefort, grandmaster of the Knights Templar since 1184, is killed in the Siege of Acre.

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On this day in 1553, the coronation of Queen Mary I of England takes place.

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On this day in 1811, the first steamboat to sail the Mississippi River arrives in New Orleans, Louisiana.

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On this day in 1890, Yosemite National Park is established by the U.S. Congress.

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On this day in 1891, in the state of California, Stanford University opens its doors. A prestigious parapsychology department soon opens its doors.

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On this day in 1908, Ford puts the Model T car on the market at a price of US$825.

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On this day in 1910, a large bomb destroys the Los Angeles Times building in downtown Los Angeles, California, killing 21.

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On this day in 1918, Arab forces under T. E. Lawrence, also known as "Lawrence of Arabia", capture Damascus.

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On this day in 1936, General Francisco Franco is named head of the Nationalist government of Spain.

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On this day in 1938, Germany annexes the Sudetenland.

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On this day in 1944, the Nazis begin a series of gruesome medical experiments on gay men at the Buchenwald concentration camp. Hiding behind the legitimate-sounding moniker: Division for Typhus and Virus Research of the Hygiene Institute of the Waffen SS, the sadistic freakazoids of the Third Reich got their rocks off by castrating hundreds of men using a variety of torturous methods, and injecting prisoners with diseases to test out new vaccines. Hundreds of Jews, Gypsies, and mentally ill prisoners were also "euthanized" in the camp, which was overseen by the infamous Ilsa Koch, the real-life inspiration for those lurid Ilsa movies. Her penchant for lampshades, gloves, and other items made from the skin of dead inmates -- along with her reputation for forcing prisoners to participate in Caligula-level orgies -- made her a legend for a time.

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On this day in 1946, the “genius” organization Mensa International is founded in the United Kingdom.

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Remember Dr. Strangelove? On this day in the year 1957, B-52 bombers loaded down with nukes begin flying non-stop missions along the boundaries of Soviet airspace, just waiting on the word to fly in and drop their loads. Get thee to a mine shaft! It was also on this day that Americans first see In God We Trust on their paper currency.

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On this day in 1958, NASA is created to replace NACA.

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On this day in 1979, the United States returns sovereignty of the Panama canal to Panama.

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On this day in 1982, EPCOT Center opens at Walt Disney World near Orlando, Florida, United States. Meanwhile, in Japan, Sony launches the first consumer compact disc player (model CDP-101).

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On this day in 1989, Denmark introduces the world's first legal modern same-sex civil union called "registered partnership".

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On this day in 1992, the Cartoon Network begins broadcasting. Adult Swim shows ensue.